BREAKING: Manchester United is Good at Football

The second half of the Manchester Utd. v Cardiff City game just started but I had to share some gems from the first half.

To start the party off right, Marcus Rashford hit a three-pointer from way downtown on a free kick.

Then, Ander Herrera goes upper 90 from the damn parking lot.

Cardiff responded with a goal off a penalty kick for a handball in the box but Man U started dancing around a little bit and scored themselves another goal.

That last goal was B-E-A-utiful. My jaw literally dropped when I saw it.

As I’m writing this, Man U just scored another goal off a penalty kick. It is now 4-1 Man U in the 58th minute.

Dare I say Man U is the Patrick Mahomes of European football?