The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ Has Arrived And He’s Challenging NASA To A Debate On Climate Change

UpWork – Mukesh Prasad, a resident of Englewood, Colorado, a US citizen born in India who claims to be the prophesied Second Coming – is issuing an open challenge to NASA to debate the physics of Climate Change.

If you believe in Climate Change – first of all, why aren’t you vegan and if you are, good for you – here is an opportunity to bring great attention to your cause”, says Mukesh “I mean, Jesus Christ re-incarnated, denying Climate Change and offering to publicly debate, on the record, Blackbody Equations and Carbon Dioxide absorption frequencies with NASA.  Surely that’s sensational enough to bring attention to your cause?  Don’t keep saying climate change, climate change, climate change, DO something about it.  Spread this message, this challenge, everywhere.”

The second coming of Jesus Christ challenging climate change by saying “First of all, why aren’t you vegan?” is an all-time line. If you care about the world so much why don’t you stop unnecessarily slaughtering animals and contributing to all the pollution? It’s because climate change isn’t real and you all know it!

No, it’s actually because we’re all idiots who would rather resist one iota of change than help save the god damn world. Nice try though, Jesus.

Also, good luck trying to explain physics to fucking NASA. They’ve been launching rockets into space for like 50 years now, I think they know a thing or two about the topic.

UpWork – Mukesh Prasad also says the teaching of Blackbody Temperatures, an important topic in Physics, has become erroneous over time, and he is offering to explain the real physics of it to NASA and other scientific institutions, and how to teach it.

The balls on Jesus Christ reincarnated (also, how good of a rap name is Jesus Christ, Reincarnated?). Thinking you know physics better than NASA is like cutting a deal with the country who threatened to wipe your country off the face of the Earth 30 years ago and thinking you got the better part of said deal. No, Agent Orange, Vladamir Putin isn’t going to live up to his end of the deal, he’s just going to kill you when he’s done with you.

Speaking of Vladamir Putin, what are the chances this is one of his Internet trolls? I feel like creating a story about the second coming of Jesus saying climate change isn’t real and talking like a know-it-all stoner is right up the Putin Internet troll wheelhouse.

UpWork – On miracles he says “No, I do not have power of miracles in the form of magic tricks.  I am a human being, chosen by the genome to lead through the times of change, and I don’t do magic tricks.  I only have real powers that the genome is able to grant.  For example, I do have the power of miracles in the form of one individual challenging all the scientists of the world – expect more of these kinds of miracles from me.”  

Uhhhh, the first coming of Jesus was a human being too and he could do magic. He could turn water into wine and you’re telling me you can’t even do that? You’re useless bro, get out of here with your climate denying bullshit. And congrats on having the superpower of being one individual challenging all the scientists of the world. Anybody can do that. Religious people have literally been doing it for thousands of years, that’s not a superpower.

UpWorkHis message to the entirety of the Christian Church, including Catholics and Protestants, the Vatican and its Popes, is “Get behind me, Satan.”

Did the second coming of Jesus Christ just call the Pope “Satan?”