BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Is The First Woman President, Per Rosanne Barr

I’m not going to talk about how Rosanne got her show canceled for her racist tweet about a former Obama aide and how her show’s target audience was quite literally people who voted for Trump. That would be disingenuous and distracting from the fact that Rosanne Fucking Barr just called Trump a woman. Never in a million years did I see that coming.